7 0 ROBBY THE B SIDE ALWAYS THE BEST SIDE END-TO-END PRODUCT DEVELOPMENT ~ A SCORE EXPERIENCE
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Collaborate.
Listen.
I'm the booth operator. What're we spinning today?

From HTML to CEO — it's finally come together.

One score and a decade ago, I rode my Huffy to work and earned my first paycheck. I am not weathered; I am polished. My life has been a paradox — a grand mixing of genes and “other things.”

Turntablism, my favorite genre of music (next to trip-hop), is the same. On the surface, the records may look old and dusty — sounds played out, like the crap your grandpa listened to. But apply modern tactics and you create something truly fresh, keeping the legacy alive while reinventing the sound.

I am positioned now to keep reinventing and, maybe one day, to be groundbreaking. The semantic web was made for me; it reinforces all my strengths and builds crazy support around my weaknesses. Now, I am on a mission to realize my newly found tech prowess and build for better.

Challenge me. I double-dog dare you.

I am a product maker. End-to-end. From research to real.

What I Offer:

  1. 01
    Personal builds.

    Build digital products for myself — to give away or sell in the store, use, test, or distract my kids with on an iPad. I enjoy designing small conveniences that solve major problems.

  2. 02
    Client builds.

    Build digital products for clients, through my now AI-enhanced services. Solo with robots or, preferably, with robots and other humans. With my management experience, I bring a strong tech profile to any project; with the AI toolset I have built for myself, I bring a ton of experience plus a bunch of production robots I’ve trained myself.

  3. 03
    Consulting.

    “Help me, help you,” Jerry said to Cuba.

    Is your AI stupid, forgetful, and morally bankrupt? Does it take you 90% of the way there, and then pull the rug out? If so, you’ve maxed out your AI reach — and there is a solution. Give your robots (AI agents) the gift of recall: persistent memory (it learns, so changing records) and static memories (stable records).

    I am offering custom AI production as a service. Get plugged in. Nothing off the shelf here — an AI system we spec and create together. We can plug agents in anywhere, for anything (within parents’ moral boundaries) — Apple Messages, Google Chat, Telegram, WhatsApp… the list goes to “infinity and beyond.” — Buzz Lightyear

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The first rule of AI
Is never talk to AI
Like a human!

Good Agents are like Mr. Nice, but better.

Mr. Nice has no arms or hands, but it still rocks out with its amoeba out. Dancing is all it knows how to do. It’s been oscillating to the same frequency since 2002—looping the perfect jig forever.

An AI agent, however, gets better at its function over time. It mechanically absorbs process and mirrors style. While Mr. Nice was “born that way”—a master of the jig—a good agent never stops learning how to jig the rig.

In the semantic web, the first-mover advantage is absolute: those who power on their robots now will, by definition, have the smartest robots for the foreseeable future.